TOP TEN FED T-SHIRT SLOGANS
by Hazed
What statements do young, trendy people like to make about themselves? Or alternatively, what are the tourist shops selling? Here's a selection of suggestions for Fed t-shirt slogans.
| 10. |
Live hard... die young... clone often. |
| 9. |
I went to buy my first spaceship, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. |
| 8. |
My other t-shirt is a nano-chameleon suit. |
| 7. |
They told me to get a life... so I went to Graveyard to make one! Muahahahaha! |
| 6. |
Will akaturi for food. |
| 5. |
I crossed a teleporter with a time machine and now I don't know if I'm coming or going. |
| 4. |
Don't follow me, I got pulled over my customs so I'm lost too. |
| 3. |
Caution: Carrying Bourbon for Bourbon, and I'm late. |
| 2. |
Error: failure in t-shirt slogan. Abort, retry, fail? |
And the number one Fed t-shirt slogan is...
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| 1. |
I helped Hazed come up with this top ten and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt. |
Thanks to Royalsims for helping with the slogans, and to Squeeky and Djentsch for their encouraging remarks.
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