So just why is Christmas in Fed so special? Rather than ask the players for their suggestions, this week I came up with the top ten all on my own...
| 10. |
Anti-gravity technology fitted to your tree makes the baubles hang UP from the branches. |
| 9. |
If you collect enough bits of coal from Santa, you can sell them on the exchange. |
| 8. |
If you are given fruitcake you can blast it with a laser (the only thing that will destroy it). |
| 7. |
Santa's sleigh is rocket powered to make sure he can get all around the Galaxy in one night. |
| 6. |
Scientists have genetically modified geese to be extra succulent and meaty. |
| 5. |
In Fed DataSpace, the sugar mice talk! |
| 4. |
Holo-cards let you send season's greetings in glorious hologram form - they are all the rage this year. |
| 3. |
If you die over-eating, you'll just get cloned again. |
| 2. |
Three words: Arlene. Mistletoe. RUN! |
| And the number one reason to be jolly in Fed at Christmas is... |
| 1. |
The players. You are really fantastic and you make Fed the amazing place it is. |
