| 10. |
If you wanna join, here are the 200 rules we follow around here. |
| 9. |
You want to really trade here? |
| 8. |
Welcome! Leave your shoes in that corner, and your clothes over there. |
| 7. |
60% disaffection? Oh, that's not important! |
| 6. |
This is a family cartel: we'll have no sex, no bad language and absolutely no alcohol. |
| 5. |
The cartel is not that smelly. |
| 4. |
Just one rule: you must become a member of the Temple of Gaelaan. |
| 3. |
Cartel requirement: You must paint your ship Purple... it's the bosses favorite color! |
| 2. |
Cartel rules: you all stand to attention when I speak. You raise your hand before you say anything. |
| And the number one worst thing to hear when you join a cartel is... |
| 1. |
We worship Arlene here. It's a requirement. Jere's a picture to hang in your spaceship command center. |
