TOP TEN WAYS TO PUNISH OTHER PLAYERS
by Hazed
So a player does something to annoy you - what can you do to get revenge? Here's the players plans to punish other players (without breaking the rules). Who knew they could be so vindictive?
| 1. |
Write scurrilous stories about them for the Fed2 Star. |
| 2. |
Leave them off Nomad's coffee and breakfast carts. |
| 3. |
Tell them there are free slithies on the sun. |
| 4. |
Put hairballs on their spaceship's seat. |
| 5. |
Withhold chocolate from them. |
| 6. |
Lock them in the unisex loo on Earth - unless they are neuter, in which case lock them in the men's loo. |
| 7. |
Drop ice cubes down their shorts. |
| 8. |
Make them clean the spittoon. |
| 9. |
Thwack them with a fish. |
| 10. |
Make them Arlene's Pedicurist. |
Thanks to Cloudbase, Gandolf, Nomad, Nosferatu and Zardoz for their suggestions.
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