TOP TEN WAYS YOUR DAY COULD GET WORSE
by Hazed
Poor Kblackdragon came into Fed the other day complaining bitterly about his problems:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I don't think this day could get any worse. Random pieces of my car falling off on the highway, then I come into the office and the sewage is backed up."
Well, this was a challenge. We were sure we could come up with plenty of ways in which his day could get a lot worse. And so we did.
| 1. |
You could get struck by lightning. |
| 2. |
The contents of the space station bathroom could fall on your house. |
| 3. |
A herd of enraged wildebeest could stampede up the road and flatten your office completely. |
| 4. |
Your dog could turn rabid and chew off one of your legs. |
| 5. |
Your office colleagues could turn into zombies and chew off one of your legs. |
| 6. |
An alien mind controller device could force you to assassinate the president. |
| 7. |
Your office could get infested by rodents. |
| 8. |
Your car, from which bits fell off, could transform itself into a giant war machine, and wreak havoc all across the land. And... YOU get blamed for it! |
| 9. |
You could meet Arnie in a back alley - he's naked, and he demands your clothes! |
| 10. |
You could wake up after a wild party and find Arlene asleep in bed next to you. |
Thanks to Djentsch, Meteu, Sparrow and Zardoz for their suggestions.
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