| 1. |
I promise to cut taxes by cutting the taxman in half. |
| 2. |
A livestock in every pot. |
| 3. |
We need a change, and will be as vague as possible with solutions. |
| 4. |
I will require safety inspections on fusion reactors. |
| 5. |
Pizza and TV - the modern-day equivalent of bread and circuses. |
| 6. |
No more agendas. |
| 7. |
Read my lips: No... New... Alts. |
| 8. |
We offer you choice. You can have whatever you want, so long as its picked from our tightly controlled list. |
| 9. |
We promise to raise standards until everybody is above average. |
| 10. |
One hundred new players per month with no "Z" in their names whatsoever. |
| 11. |
Free ships for the Groundhogs. |
| 12. |
Will work for campaign finance reform (that's just code for, 'I'll make sure I'm the only one able to take bribes'). |
| 13. |
We will appoint a negotiating team to work with the Weathermen cult and bring terrorist atrocities to an end. |
| 14. |
Free chocolate for all! |
Thanks to Monodefuego, Bourbon, Logical and Caesar for their ideas.
