TOP TEN THINGS TO BEWARE ON THE IDES OF MARCH
by Hazed
Yesterday was the Ides of March, a day that we should all beware - but some people in particular need to watch out. Here's the players' suggestion as to just what they need to beware.
| 1. |
Having a nephew named Brutus. |
| 2. |
Receiving a subpoena to a senate hearing. |
| 3. |
Friends holding letter openers. |
| 4. |
A Roman holiday. |
| 5. |
Too many salads on the menu. |
| 6. |
Shakespeare enthusiasts. |
| 7. |
Lean and hungry men. |
| 8. |
Politicians in general. |
| 9. |
A player named Macduff... no, hold on, that's the wrong play! |
| 10. |
Flying into the sun - well, you have to beware that on any day. |
Thanks to Caesar (who else!), Fancy, Kaldor, Logical, Otter and Zardoz for their suggestions.
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