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C&W superstar Johnny Groats would obviously be Fed's favorite singer, but what songs would he sing? Here's the players' ideas.

1.	Don't put another slithy in the juke box, I don't wanna hear that song no more.
2.	Ruby, don't take your livestock to town.
3.	I got it one Mechpart at a time.
4.	Mamas, don't let your newbods grow up to be Financiers.
5.	Nightwatch dormitory blues.
6.	The Venus Shuttle Blues: I hear the shuttle coming, coming round the bend, I hope I can get my AK package and meet it then, Oh I'm stuck in Hobbs Ends, that's where I got to stay...
7.	My P R O M O T I O N became final today, me and little J O E, will be going away.
8.	The man in nondescript grey coveralls.
9.	Ring of Firewalls.
10.	A boy named Arlene.

Thanks to Bourbon, Cragon, Djmayhem, Fancy, Garioso and Otter for their suggestions.