TOP TEN CRIMES ACCORDING TO THE DEMI-GODDESS
by Hazed
Everyone knows there are certain things that make me really, really mad - so just in case you've missed the memo in the past, here's the top ten list of crimes in my book!
| 1. |
Stealing my chocolate. |
| 2. |
Singing the Barney song on the comms. |
| 3. |
Failing to compliment me on my dazzling outfit. |
| 4. |
Misuse of chocolate. |
| 5. |
Being cheerful at early hours. |
| 6. |
Wasting chocolate. |
| 7. |
Failing to buy me a drink at regular intervals. |
| 8. |
Typing "teh" instead of "the" - the guilty person knows who he is! |
| 9. |
Whining on the comms. |
| 10. |
People who don't read my manuals! |
Thanks to Spacey for the original idea, and to Caesar and Lynnea for their suggestions.
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