TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT RESULTED IN THIS DROPPED MESSAGE
by Hazed
Spud accidentally dropped this message on the comms yesterday:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spud, "guess they are"
It turned out he was answering a question about factories. How boring! Why are dropped messages never about more scandalous topics? So the Fedders set about coming up with alternative questions that he could have been answering...
| 1. |
Are your socks causing people to leave the area? |
| 2. |
Aren't Hazed's clothes the prettiest you have ever seen? |
| 3. |
Do you realize your many eyes are off-putting, because they make everyone think you are staring at them? |
| 4. |
Akaturi jobs are really nice, aren't they? |
| 5. |
Don't you agree that the best snacks in the world are those involving good quality chocolate? |
| 6. |
Have you heard that the meals in the sizzling wok are unusual, but nutritional? |
| 7. |
You know that annoying planet owners by buying inputs and dumping commods where factories produce are bad ideas, right? |
| 8. |
Do you think that Arlene and Ariadne are a suitable match? |
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You must be aware that stealing Hazed's chocolates, or annoying her, are bad things to do? |
| 10. |
Do you agree that the Fed funnies in the Star are the best part of it? |
Thanks to Cloudbase, Djentsch and Stiddleficks for their suggestions.
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